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I think my sister's a zombie
It shows clearest after she wakes
Her eyes are deep, dark and droopy
Her hair looks like Medusa's snakes
Moaning, she would come to breakfast
Every morning of every day
If I hand her a bowl of brains,
I bet she'd eat it anyway.
My sister is also a banshee
With a voice so ear splittingly sharp
Though my parents always deny it
Claiming it sounds as sweet as a harp
She has a scream for every occasion,
For when she's excited or when she's upset
She could easily be a soprano,
If the opera wanted a bratty brunette
My sister is a werewolf as well,
Once a month she goes berserk
Getting worked up over everything
And acting like a real jerk
Howling at me all the livelong day
Snarling, barking, growling like mad
Then apologizing like crazy
And moving on to yell at dad
I think my sister's a vampire too,
You should see how she devours donuts
Sucking the jelly as if it were blood,
I swear, around pastries she'll just go nuts
Her pale-ish skin is soon covered
With whatever desert's in front of her
You would think she'd turn out sweeter
Sinking her fangs into all that sugar.
And she has to be a ghost as well,
From the way she comes out of nowhere
Sneaking in like a master ninja
As if she appeared out of thin air.
She just loves to creep up behind me
And yell out a shrill-ish piercing "BOO!"
Then laughs insanely when I jump
And says "Kinda jumpy, aren't you?"
I know she's defiantly a witch
She has everyone under a spell
All our family, friends and neighbors,
And worst of all, mom and dad as well
Batting her lashes like a magic wand
Charming everyone in a way that makes me want to hurl
So no one can see that monstrosity
Has managed to condense itself into one teenage girl
It shows clearest after she wakes
Her eyes are deep, dark and droopy
Her hair looks like Medusa's snakes
Moaning, she would come to breakfast
Every morning of every day
If I hand her a bowl of brains,
I bet she'd eat it anyway.
My sister is also a banshee
With a voice so ear splittingly sharp
Though my parents always deny it
Claiming it sounds as sweet as a harp
She has a scream for every occasion,
For when she's excited or when she's upset
She could easily be a soprano,
If the opera wanted a bratty brunette
My sister is a werewolf as well,
Once a month she goes berserk
Getting worked up over everything
And acting like a real jerk
Howling at me all the livelong day
Snarling, barking, growling like mad
Then apologizing like crazy
And moving on to yell at dad
I think my sister's a vampire too,
You should see how she devours donuts
Sucking the jelly as if it were blood,
I swear, around pastries she'll just go nuts
Her pale-ish skin is soon covered
With whatever desert's in front of her
You would think she'd turn out sweeter
Sinking her fangs into all that sugar.
And she has to be a ghost as well,
From the way she comes out of nowhere
Sneaking in like a master ninja
As if she appeared out of thin air.
She just loves to creep up behind me
And yell out a shrill-ish piercing "BOO!"
Then laughs insanely when I jump
And says "Kinda jumpy, aren't you?"
I know she's defiantly a witch
She has everyone under a spell
All our family, friends and neighbors,
And worst of all, mom and dad as well
Batting her lashes like a magic wand
Charming everyone in a way that makes me want to hurl
So no one can see that monstrosity
Has managed to condense itself into one teenage girl
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wow this is funny.